Reuters
Washington
Jan 21, 2015
House Republicans vow not to fund Govt unless Slave Ownership is reinstated.
Fresh after winning numerous victories as a result of defunding the Government, House GOP Teabaggers have finally embraced their strategy to try and reinstate slavery.
“Well, after our recent success at stopping all abortion, bringing back prayer in schools and mandatory gun ownership, we figured, why not” said Tea party favorite Ted Cruz. “A lot of people in the south were fervently against this ridiculous idea that we should end slavery, it actually resulted in a Civil War” said Cruz. “Now we think that the Emancipation Proclamation was basically a flawed document, and we demand that President Obama revist the law.” Cruz stated after a high level meeting with leaders of the GOP
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