Healthcare Debate Scenes We’d Like to See

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Tuesday June 16, 2009 · 2:14 PM PDT

2009/06/16 · 14:14

Cast of Characters

LOBBYIST 1, LOBBYIST 2

Two well-dressed, well-spoken young Republicans who've been dispatched to pay Members of Congress to do the bidding of Blue Cross/Blue Shield, who raised the screenwriter's premium 31% overnight with no reason other than "Because we can."

SENATOR

Senator Spineless N. Democrat, whom the screenwriter has voted for twice.

-- Scene 1 --

A Tuesday afternoon in June, 2009

LOBBYISTS are waiting in reception area of SENATOR's elegantly-appointed, taxpayer-supported office, looking very pleased with themselves

LOBBYIST 1

"This is gonna be a slam-dunk! This blue dog bozo has zero backbone."

LOBBYIST 2 (giggles)

"Yeah, his vote against closing Cheney's Torture Camp proves how susceptible he is to fearmongering. What a fuckwit!"

LOBBYIST 1 (laughs heartily)

"True that! We'll be outta here in plenty of time to catch that charter to Grand Cayman!"

Door opens. LOBBYISTS sashay into SENATOR's office.

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Friday May 29, 2009 · 5:59 AM PDT

2009/05/29 · 05:59

In my ongoing effort to keep up with the predictable and pathetic tactics of the Grand Obstructionist Party, I subscribe to all kinds of GOP email propaganda. I got one today from the Repug Governors Association, with the Subject: The Difference is Clear, containing the same old, same old fear & smear attack on incumbent NJ Governor Jon Corzine.

The substance is, of course, a pack of lies and a total yawn, but what caught my attention is the banner image:

THIS is the best they have to offer? The future of their party?

After I stopped laughing, I sent the following reply...

Poll

235 votes Show Results

Which f*ckwit guv is more damaging to the GOP?

235 votes Vote Now!

Which f*ckwit guv is more damaging to the GOP?

Bible Spice (R-AK)

47 votes

Sanford & Stupid (R-SC)

9 votes

Bobby-Joe Jindal (R-LA)

6 votes

Rick the Secessionist (R-TX)

12 votes

All of the Above

92 votes

Doesn't matter - the GOP is already extinct

69 votes

A Reading Primer for F***wit Cheney Apologists

NamelessGenXer

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Sunday May 24, 2009 · 7:41 AM PDT

2009/05/24 · 07:41

See Dick.

See Dick cower. Dick is terrorized.

See Dick fearmonger. Dick is a terrorist.

See Dick order torture. Dick is a war criminal.

See Dick get his rocks off on torture. Dick is a sick fuck.

See Dick claim that he upholds Christian values. Dick is an immoral hypocrite.

[more fun with Dick after the jump]

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Wednesday October 29, 2008 · 3:55 AM PDT

2008/10/29 · 03:55

I have like 27 email addresses, right, and I use them for all different things. In the past few weeks I've used two of them to contact the McCain Campaign.

I used my real, primary business email once to send them a strongly worded critique of their hatemongering campaign, and I forwarded eight Obama Donation receipts from one of my personal emails (you remember when they were whining about Obama's "shadowy" contributors, right?)

Surprise, Surprise! This morning, on both of these email accounts, I get this...

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Wednesday September 17, 2008 · 5:32 AM PDT

2008/09/17 · 05:32

True Patriots put Country above Self and Religion, and are committed to leaving America in better condition on the day we die than on the day we were born. What George Bush, John McCain and their ilk do is use "flag-waving patriotism" as a means for retaining power by perpetuating fear, hate and greed, with singular focus on boosting the personal profits and religious beliefs of the true-elitist few at the expense of the many. We know they put Profit before Country, caring only about preserving their fortunes and keeping it all in their families, while We the People suffer. Throughout the course of history, these are the conditions that have brought about Revolution, and make no mistake: Revolution is at hand.

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