Esby here, just back from the debates. For those of you who don't know, certain parts of the debate were not shown during commercials or internet black outs. I am providing a transcript from memory below.
King (CNN): Who among you is the craziest?
Paul: I'm crazy. Look at my fanclub out there.
King (CNN): True dat.
Cain: No, hear me out, I'm batshit crazy.
Romney: He's crazy. Me, not so much. Almost a hippie in comparison to that shit.
Gingrich: Hold on, hold on, you want to hear crazy? It's time to whip out the Nazi.
Bachmann: I've got 89 kids and live in a shoe! I am not looking at a sky camera, I am TALKING TO GOD RIGHT NOW!
Santorum: I have seen the various pictures of Anthony Weiner's penis, and the more and more I look at it, every time I see it, it's disgusting! It just froths me up into a lather.
Paul: Crazy? The Federal Reserve is crazy. That's why we need to back US currency with something American, like snuggies.
King (CNN): That's pretty crazy.
Gingrich: OBAMA IS A VAMPIRE THAT DRINKS THE BLOOD OF BABIES.
Romney: I have kissed a vampire squid on the, err, maw.
Santorum: Speaking of babies, that's all sperm is, little babies with tails.
Bachmann: I will make the White House an orphanage! And also, destroy the USDE.
Cain: In my administration, I will pick out Muslims like anchovies.
Pawlenty: Pizza? You want a pizza me, Romney?
Romney: Yeah, you gonna get balled up.
Pawlenty: I am standing in pee pee.
King (CNN): Can we get a mop over here?
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