Esby here, and I'm in jail again. I was going undercover for the White House Easter Roll. I'm being paid by the Koch funded Prosperous Americans for American Prosperity. We call our work PAAP smears.
Get it? Ha ha ha ha. The Tea Party loves that joke. Well, most of the guys do. It is true I am not allowed to do the newsletter any more.
Anyway, David Koch gets me the invite, and I was at a run through for Easter Sunday. I was on the look out for environmental terrorists based on a tip that the White House was trying to minimize the impact of their wooden Easter eggs.
As I am instructed to be discreet, I try to blend in. I wear my Obama Joker tshirt, Don't Tread on Me hat, etc. No suit or something that would make me look suspicious. And the ugly lady in charge tells me I can't bring my Medicare scooter on the White House lawn for the practice egg roll and I am too old.
Now I am 650 pounds and need my scooter, but my friend Margie (who does not like the joke above) frequently says I am "childish," which is good enough for me. And I got up out of my scooter and asked, "Where in the Constitution does it say I can't roll an egg?" And that's when the Secret Service Nazis grabbed me and here I am.
Jail is not bad. They have Larry the Cable Guy on TV.
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