Merry Christmas f#@* face.....I think I am an atheist now?

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Saturday December 31, 2011 · 12:59 PM PST

2011/12/31 · 12:59

Wow, have you read the hate mail? I still have tears of joy in my eyes from reading the lovely posts. Very Christian and full of love. Grab a cold beer, a good one like a Bells Two Hearted or a Rogue Dead Guy and read the collection. It brought a "post-belly laugh" joy to my life. And some clarity with regards to our Christian nation.

When I saw the Merry Christmas Fuck Face title alone, I shot good beer out of my nose. So perfect a title!

I finally feel like I can be comfortable in declaring that I am now an atheist. I have been "enlightened" (pun intended) by the precious writers of this year’s hate mail-a-palooza. The hate, the fear, the insanity in the name of Jesus has finally driven me to the edge of not wanting to be vaguely associated with the lot.

Their collective bad grammar is embarrassing in its own right. Where are all the educated hate speech writers hiding? (Fox news?)

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Monday December 19, 2011 · 7:15 AM PST

2011/12/19 · 07:15

Dear Mr. Newton Leroy Gingrich,

With all due respect, suck on this Newt. I have a Ph.D. too. I have worked at least 2 to 3 jobs my entire adult life. I have showered daily. I have paid my taxes. I have followed the rules. My only blemish is a speeding ticket in 1981 (yes, I was speeding, go figure?). I vote (I wonder if it matters anymore?) I pissed my Dad off by hanging McGovern posters up in my room and I even voted for Anderson, hahaha, remember THAT guy? Man, my Dad was incensed so I guess life was good. Fast forward a few decades...then the economy crashed in 2008. I lost my job. But I got a new one in 3 weeks. Then my future ex-wife lost hers. I tried the BofA Making Home Affordable program. They lost my stuff 4 effing times. After 3 court appearances they offered to drop my mortgage by $30 dollars. WTF??? Their CEO makes more in bonus money in one year than I will make in a lifetime of cancer research combined. My taxes bailed his BofA CEO ass out and he is laughing all the way to his bank.

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Merry Christmas f#@* face.....I think I am an atheist now?

Mr. Gingrich. I double dog dare, no, I triple dog dare you to read this and reply.