The women in Donald Trump’s life are really stepping forward to testify to what a great guy he is. Or at least, to establish that he’s not certain terrible things.
Wife Melania Trump, in an interview published Tuesday:
“We know the truth. He’s not Hitler. He wants to help America. He wants to unite people.”
Daughter Ivanka Trump, in an interview that aired Wednesday:
“Look, I’m not in every interaction my father has, but he’s not a groper.”
Not Hitler, not a groper, but the kind of guy whose wife and daughter have to publicly point out that he’s neither Hitler nor a groper. So presidential! Vote Trump: He probably won’t grope other nations’ cabinet officials.
(And let’s be real. Melania’s “not Hitler” claim is objectively true, but raise your hand if you really believe Ivanka—the daughter whose hotness the father can’t stop talking about—that Donny is not a groper.)