Ah yes - the people have spoken! We want to beat Bush and the best option to beat him is someone who has bent over backwards to let Bush destroy the country! Why?
A stinking lousy fucked up country clamours for the dour, tall, "prezidential" old timey pol who will calm everyone's fears by championing nothing and doing nothing! Dude!
Mmmm! We just get to resoundly kick Bush in the ass! Woo! USA ! Rock on!
We kicked that Texas mofo's ay-usss!!
What? No healthcare? No mental healthcare? Media ownership given a pass? NCLB? NO SPINE! PANDERING TO THE MAX?
But dude! Bush's ay-uss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!