You gotta love this.
Office Space re-cast with Bush, Clarke, Wilson, Beers...and a cast of thousands.
BUSH: Heeeey Clarke. Whaaaat's happening.
CLARKE: Uh, hi, Mr. President.
BUSH: We need to talk about your WMD reports. Yeeeeah ... we're really trying to punch up our Iraq intelligence. Did you get a copy of that memo?
CLARKE: Uh, yeah, I got it, right here. I'm sorry. I was going over all the intelligence and I just couldn't find anything indicating that Iraq had any weapons of mass destruction ... but I promise I'll do better next time.
BUSH: Yeeeeah. It's just that we're really trying to make it clear that the U.S. was in imminent danger from Saddam Hussein and everything, and he might have had a connection to al-Qaeda ... so if you could just start putting that in your WMD reports, that'd be great.
CLARKE: But I don't think that --
BUSH: And I'll make sure you get another copy of that memo, m'kay? Thanks a bunch.
Go. Read. It's unmitigated fucking godhead.
And don't touch Joe Wilson's red stapler, if you know what's good for you!