A new science book incorporating the hollow earth theory to be accepted by Kansas School board.
Topeka Citizen Star News, June 18, 2006
Kansas Minister Clyde Ludhammer presented a new textbook today to the Kansas State School Board for approval. The new book adds the hollow earth theory to theories taught in more traditional books.
"The solid earth theory is merely one more theory that science insists on teaching as if it were fact. Our book gives equal time to the Hollow Earth theory. Have anyone seen the core or the mantle of the Earth? Liberal scientists never prove their theories. They throw a lot of numbers and formulas at you, but does that prove anything? I mean, who understand those equations anyways, certainly no one I know."
He explained the logic of the Hollow Earth Theory. "If the earth had a solid core where would the souls of all those liberals, democrats, socialists, communists, murderers, thieves, homosexuals, transsexual, and metrosexuals go? Not to mention the souls of Jews, Muslims, Unitarians and all the other heathen cults."
Rev Ludhammer is head of the Kansas based group Individuals Disseminating Ideas Opposed To Secularism based in West Bumblefuque, KS. I.D.I.O.T.S. is committed to producing alternative science books that do not cause conflict between the science presented in school and the faith taught to children by their parents. The Earth Science textbook produced by this group in only the first in a series.
"Our group was encouraged by the addition last year of intelligent design theory to the biology curriculum by the Kansas State school board," Ludhammer explained. "We decided to tackle other science texts. Also my daughter designed a volcano for a school science fair called "Mt. Mephistopheles: Perdition's pimple." Her project was rejected as religion not science. This is unacceptable. I was inspired"
Asked about the size of the group Ludhammer replied, "The group is large and growing. You may not be aware of how many I.D.I.O.T.S. are out there. We are the way of the future."
Rev Clyd Ludhammer explained his future plans. "We are committed to producing alternative science books that do not cause conflict between the science presented in school and the faith taught to children by their parents, he said."This new Earth Science textbook produced by this group in only the first in a series. Next year we plan on producing new physics and chemistry texts. Teaching children that matter may not be created or destroyed is advancing an anti-Christian theory. We will demand equal time to explain that God creates and God destroys as he wills. The so-called laws of physics can not be above the laws of God. Our books will edit the laws to reflect that."
Illustration from traditional Earth Science Text
Illustration from New Kansas Earth Science Text