Heh, heh. I laughed when I read this, and thought you may enjoy it, too.
White House Scraps Plans for 'Tickle Me Gitmo' Doll
PR Group Promotes President's Veto of Torture Ban
Special to The WitList
15 November 2005
WASHINGTON, DC -- Following the scandals at Abu Ghraib and Guantanamo Bay and the recent discovery of secret CIA gulags in Eastern Europe, the White House has formed the Government Relations Office for Public Education, designed to drum up support for the President's policies on the torture of terror suspects.
"We don't call it torture," said a spokesperson for GROPE, who declined to give his name or remove his black hood. "We prefer to use the term 'compassionate coercion'."
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