I am committed to learning new things everyday. Thank you conservatives for teaching us these valuable lessons about the Schiavo case.
note The following is not original material.
- Jeb Bush, George W. Bush, and Tom Delay are all world renowned neurologists.
- 22 successive court battles that all ended in exactly the same way means there is something wrong with the courts, not the Schindler's case.
- Mike is after money which is why he turned down 1 million dollars and 10 million dollars to sign over guardianship.
- Congress and the State Legislature of Florida has nothing better to do than pry into the private medical affairs of others.
- Pulling life support is bad in Florida when authorized by the legal next-of-kin, but pulling life support is good in Texas when you run out of money and the mother pleads not to pull the plug on her baby.
- Medical diagnoses are best performed by watching highly editted videotape made by Randall Terry rather than in person by trained physicians.
- Minimum wage making nursing assistants are more qualified to diagnose a persistant vegetative state than experienced neurologists.
- Cerebral spinal fluid is a magical potion that can mimic the entire functions of a missing cerebral cortex.
- 15 years in the same persistant state is not really enough time to make an accurate diagnosis.
- A feeding tube that infuses yellow nutritional goop is not really "life support".
- Jesus was wrong when he said that a man and woman should leave their parents and cleave only to each other.
- Marriage is the most sacred of all unions, except when it isn't.
- Interfering in a family's private tragedy is a great reason to cut short a vacation, but getting a memo that warns a known terrorist is determine to strike inside the US is cause to relax and finish up some R&R.
- Pro-lifers are really compassionate people which is why they are hoping that Michael Schiavo dies a horrible painful death.
- The Supreme Court of the United States and the State Supreme Court of Florida mean "Maybe" when they are saying "No!".
- Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia is a bleeding heart liberal.
- 7 Supreme Court Justices were appointed by republican presidents, so it's Clinton's fault.
- A judge who makes rulings based on the law is obviously an atheist, liberal, democratic activist even though he is a conservative, republican, Southern Baptist.