In an exquisite fit of boredom, I have spent the afternoon perusing the Focus on the Family website. Seriously you guys, if life's got you down and you need a good chuckle, please do visit it....and be sure to sign their guestbook to receive their free newsletter.
Being a reader I was drawn to their resource section, and, to save you the trouble, I have compiled a list of my favorite books and such that Dr. Dobson recommends.
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FOR YOU SINGLES:
And the Bride Wore White: Seven Secrets to Sexual Purity
Sex at it's Best: Going A.W.O.L - Abstinence Without Lust
(I believe they are running a two-fer on these books, along with an Iron Hymen poster and nipple clamps which you tighten whenever you feel a tingling in your nether regions. This would not work for females.)
FOR HOMOSEXUALS (Bad, Bad Homosexuals)
You Don't Have to be Gay
Teaching Captivity
Homosexuality is a lifestyle of imprisonment. In public school kids are being taught that it's normal. Here's what you can do to keep them free!
The Homosexual Agenda: Exposing the Principal Threat to Religious Freedom Today
Preventing Homosexuality
RELATIONSHIPS AND SEX
The Married Guy's Guide to Great Sex
(excerpt from actual Amazon review:...my wife stopped making belittling comments about my "little soldier".....been weeks since the misses fell asleep during lovemaking.")
Husbands Who Won't Lead & Wives Who Won't Follow
(Buy both these books together and get a poster of Clive Owen and a diamond studded collar and leash for the Mrs.)
CHILDREARING AND FAMILY LIFE
My Crazy, Imperfect Christian Family
Redeeming Halloween: Celebrating Without Selling Out It's time to take back Halloween!
The Many Faces of Disney Parents can no longer trust Disney. An investigative reporter explains why.
A Chicken's Guide to Talking Turkey With Your Kids About Sex
(This last title explains a lot. Don't they mean "birds and bees" rather than "chickens and turkeys"? No wonder they're ashamed of sex.)
So, forget about the spring cleaning or mowing the lawn. This weekend, settle in with Dr. James (Squarepants) Dobson and a wholesome book. Join God's Army.