Imagine, you're in the woods with your friends. It's so long ago that you can actually live off the land. There are about 30 of your kind. Things are good. Considder yourself a tribe.
But now things get complicated. A serious question arises. It's controversial, no one knows the answer.
Who's the coolest?
That's the man!
He decides the answer.
Thirty years go by. The leader dies. Numbers have multiplied. There's thousands of you.
Who's in charge?
Well, at this point the society becomes a democracy, where the tribe votes on the next leader, or the tribal leader's son takes charge and the society becomes a monarchy.
History proves, that the next step in the evolution of this society is Fascism (from democracy), or Dictatorship(from monarchy). Fun, eh!?
Look at any civilization. (I have not the time to give resources as most are in textbooks.)(Shit)
And then there's an uprising and the original anarchy ensues and the whole thing repeats.
It's human nature.
It's been like this since the beginning of time. Isn't it scary?!
We've learned nothing, yet we can still pollute the shit out of the earth.
I'm scared shitless. History is scary.
And no, fuck you. That's how it goes.
Secret Service is at the door, later.
P.S. Secret service dudes, "scared shitless" aka "petrified" means I'm not gonna do shit. I swear.
Christ, I wanna be a fireman!
Seriously, I wrote this in 10 minutes, don't arrest me.