Jeff Foxworthy says this in so many words discussing the "red state humor" of his four man "Blue Collar" troupe as an answer to the "Original Kings of Comedy" tour.
According to Jeff,
who donated $1000 each to the RNC and Bush's reelection campaign:
"That was a show for urban hip people," Mr. Foxworthy said. "But that show left out the people who were not hip. They're the ones who wake up every morning and go to work and go to war, and, dadgum, there's a whole lot of 'em out there."
In other words, if you are into comedy like that stuff you see on BET, dadgum it, you're cool and unemployed.
And if you mosey on into a factory outside Detroit, or over to Aye raq, none of those average joes is gonna know who Cedric the Entertainer is. Sure.
So, you might be a redneck republican if:
- Despite the fact that you represent a dominant majority both culturally and economically in America, you persist in portraying yourself as the victim of everybody else...
- You feel culturally under attack when a group of four African Americans make a crapload of money in "your America" with humor to which you can't relate...
- You reflexively assume that it's people like you who are the ones patriotically bearing the costs of the Bush economy and the Bush wars, when the facts say otherwise...
Additions to this list are welcome.