http://www.uschristianflag.com/
Yes, you read that right. The U.S. Christian Flag.
My favorite moments-
"I am not politically correct. Many here in northeastern Maryland have risen up along with millions of other likeminded Christians to come against the lies of secularism and liberalism. We are here to declare truth. That is the only way our nation will remain free. Christ is truth and His Word is truth"
Buh? The only free nation is one under Christian rule?
"The Purple represents His royalty, the White represents His purity, the Red represents His shed blood, and the Blue represents His bruises."
Funny, I thought the purple represented Prince, the Royal Sexy Motherfucker of Funk! Thanks for clearing that one up.