There's a post up right now at Washington Monthly that typifies everthing that is wrong with the mainstream media today. It is such classic Beltway Kool Kids Krap that it should be emblazoned in gold at the National Press Club.
I'm still not sure that it's not brilliant satire:
http://washingtonmonthly.com
Matthew Cooper is threatened with jail for refusing to reveal a source. The special prosecutor does not have to recommend jail, and even if he does recommend it, the judge can ignore it. Although we believe Matt is right in refusing to identify his source, that is not the argument that we make here. Our concern is to keep him out of jail. Matt is not only a fine reporter, he is a caring husband and father, a kind and thoughtful friend, and an all-round good citizen. And he has a marvelous sense of humor. Wait a minute, what relevance does his sense of humor have, you ask. Unlike many who share his comic gift, Matt laughs at himself. He is incapable of the self-righteousness that seeks martyrdom. If the prosecutor and judge can approach this case in the same spirit without self-righteousness, they will see that even if they disagree with Matt, he has good reason for taking his stand. There is a total absence of criminal intent on his part. He should not be put in jail. Criminals belong in jail, not Matthew Cooper. How about house arrest for a month--or, even better, a week? That way, the authorities can be loyal to their principle while respecting Matt's loyalty to his.
If you agree, please write Judge Thomas Hogan appealing for a merciful sentence. Do not tell the judge he's wrong about the law. Just concentrate on Matt's personal character and family situations, explaining why he should not be put in jail.
Shorter WaMo:
"Hey judge, that guy Matt made me laugh at Kissinger's cocktail party once when stuck a straw up his nose. So, like, don't send him to jail, mmmkay? Kisses!"