Wasn't Grover Norquist famous for saying conservatives wanted government to be so small it could be drowned in a bathtub?
Here's our new talking point:
Conservatives desire to make government so small it can be drowned in a bathtub has not drowned the government. No, their ideological fanaticism, budget cuts, contrived war, tax cuts, and self-serving short-sightedness has merely served to drown the wonderful city of New Orleans and with it thousands of good Americans.
Okay, now go write LTE's.