I submit a solution to abortion for all those senators sitting on the Justice Committee who are AGAINST a woman having control of her own body and want the government to intervene ... let's control male bodies instead. There are no pregnancies without sperm. We could nip this problem of unwanted pregnancy in the bud, so to speak, before it even occurs.
We should give vasectomies to every male when he starts through puberty. If there are no free-floating sperm,there are no pregnancies. Vasectomies can be reversed when the male is "properly married" and ready to have children. Once the requisite number of children is had, the vasectomy can be reinstituted. That's what is so great about vasectomies ... they are cheap, easy, and reversible. And, if you want to rid the country of unwanted pregnancies, shouldn't you get rid of sperm first? More, more, more.
If senators are willing to control women's bodies; they should be willing to control men's bodies. Right? Particularly when everything becomes cheaper, safer, easier, and reversible. Who could ask for more? Oh, that's right, old, "white guys with ties" can always ask for more as long as we let them. I ask you, don't let them control us.
For the senators to talk about their love for children and that's why they want no abortions is bunk. Do they love the fetus and hate the child? Otherwise I don't understand their actions.
The most recent budget cuts were against poor children. Senators cut the budget by limiting monetary support for education, food stamps, and medicare. Are we not loving, or what?
The EPA decided that it is OK to test pesticides on "abused and neglected" children. Don't you just love that? We get the results of tests about pesticides without using our own children. Wow, is that great or what?
We have imprisoned over 2000 children to life without parole. The youngest is 10. We think that children must be 21 before they can make reasonable decisions regarding liquor, but hey, it's required for someone ten or above to make decisions regarding other rights and wrongs. I love that about our country, don't you? Liquor decisions are for those at least 21 years old; but felonies occur at any level. God, don't those children think? And, Sam Alito thinks that it is okay to strip search a ten-year-old girl .. wow, I love that kindness in making legal decisions. Let's stick to the law regardless of what it does to children. Who are we anyway?
We have decided that children who are at least 18, though not old enough to drink, are old enough to kill others during war. Are we fair or what? And, we decided that it's okay if we do not spend the money to provide the correct body armor. Armor costs money and we just can't afford it... we've got to take care of those who are wealthy and being abused by taxes, right? Over 80% of our dead soldiers could have been saved with the appropriate, more expensive armor. Wow. Do we love children or what? I guess Donald Rumsfeld wasn't kidding when he said that soldiers are "fungible" ... easily replaced.
We have children living in homeless shelters. Over 50% of the children living in Cleveland live in poverty. I ask you, don't we care about children? Maybe we value our sperm more than anything else. You tell me guys.
Let's be logical. We can cure so many of society's ills and balance the budget without guilt if we just become more scientific about the laws regarding privacy and birth control. I say vasectomies for every man. This will prove that senators believe in equal opportunity and that they really do want a reasonable solution for anti-abortion views.
Love you senators. I know how much you love children and women. Kisses.