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Our Mission
Whether you are a normal searcher, someone trying to download illegal material, a terrorist looking to build a bomb, or just hunting porn, we at Patriot Search welcome you!
Our mission is to provide the best possible search engine to you while at the same time, making sure the government is informed should you search for something obscure, illegal, or unpatriotic.
Instead of letting the government waste tax money by going through complicated procedures to get user and search data from Yahoo, MSN, Ask Jeeves or Google, users of Patriot Search make sure their queries end up right where they belong - in the databases of the government and its various agencies.
Why not just use Google, Yahoo, or other search engines?
Other search engines often do not share your data immediately upon government request, thereby endangering the safety of your country and the well-being of you and your family. In a specific recent case, only 4 out of 5 search engines allowed the government to see "private" user data!
Only at Patriot Search can you be certain that you're helping the government the way you are supposed to - as a patriotic, obedient, and honest citizen.
Our Search Syntax
Here at Patriot Search, you can just go ahead and enter something in the search box and let us figure out what you mean. However, there are also a few advanced search operators that help you refine your query for better results and more precise government analysis.
The Terrorist Operator
By typing terrorist:true preceding any search query, you tell us and the governments of the world that you are in fact a terrorist, or involved in terrorist activity, or planning to get involved in such activity, or that you once met a terrorist (or you met someone who met a terrorist). If you are no terrorist, you can type terrorist:false.
Please note that "true" is the default value if you omit the "terrorist" operator - after all, everyone is a potential terrorist.
The Instant Report Keyword
By typing instant-report preceding a given search query, you make sure your data is submitted even faster. Usually, it takes about 1 month for your government (or the government of another country) to analyze your private data. In the age of terror and increasing miscellaneous criminal activity around the globe, a single month can be a long time. If you feel your search query might include critical information, we suggest you use the instant-report operator.
Our Privacy Policy
We believe privacy policies are only of value for those who have something to hide. We further believe that only those who are engaging in criminal activity have something to hide in the first place.
In fact, your motivation to read this privacy policy seems highly suspicious to us. Rest assured you've just been reported to the government.