Good lord...
Bush accuses Democrats of lacking plan for Iraq
If I were a Democratic candidate, I would make 100,000 reprints of this article with the headline blown up huge, and I would open every stump speech with the following short introduction tomorrow:
Okay, I know everyone is tired of this campaign -- the ads, the mail, the phone calls, the literature stuffed in your doors, the people on your front steps... We could all use a little laugh.
Well, I saw this article last night from Reuters and the headline on it just made me laugh out loud... Seriously... [PULLING PAPER FROM POCKET, UNFOLDING, READING SLOWLY, LOUDLY]
"Bush accuses Democrats of lacking plan for Iraq"
[PAUSE FOR LAUGHTER]
Oh, my...
[WIPING AWAY TEAR OF LAUGHTER]
That... that is funny.
Jeez...
The only way this would be funnier would be if Rumsfeld had said it.
[PAUSE] Unfortunately, there's nothing funny about the mess President Bush and the Republicans have made in Iraq...
A nice warm opening at every event on Halloween. Run with it Dems! You can thank me later...