Mike Stark isn't, that is.
Warning: Raw crime photos below the break.
It's crummy video. But after extracting the last several frames you can see that Mike is a very aggressive, quick, and overpowering man and should be approached with caution. Oh Man!!
#1 See the blue blur way in the back of the crowd? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Notice the dark shadowy figure in closer to the camera, behind the pastey white GOP blob and mike, the tiny blue blur in the middle. This is the first "good" frame after several in which our dufus cameraman lost Mike after he went way to the back of the crowd. (no offense to non-dufus cameramen that lose good shots!)
#2 Here Mike begins to be in focus again.
#3 In these next three frames Mike's attention and efforts are unwavering from his goal, a break in the crowd. Unimpeded smooth movement from the back of the room to the front. Notice again the dark shadowy figure to the right of Mike, about chest tall, pastey pink in a black something?
Through much hard work and digital video/image analysis, I believe we have identified this curious figure.
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#5 Hello Officer.
#6 Hey! What was that!?
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#12 Oh Man!!
#13 Here we see a clearer image of the darkness. Somebody has been watching too many murder mysteries on the TeeVee. "Don't move! I'll go get some chalk!" Nice pants fall boy. Mike is looking pretty sporty there though!
This one is just here because I like it so much.
Pictures are worth a 1000 words.