John McCain, you
owe America something.
John McCain joked on Wednesday he would "commit suicide" if Democrats win the Senate in November.
I think I'd just commit suicide," McCain told reporters, to accompanying laughter from Republicans standing with him. "I don't want to face that eventuality because I don't think it's going to happen
I wont get all nitpicky and ask for a 'real' suicide. A political suicide is good enough. Stand up, and admit that you've been a rubber-stamp crony for this administration, that you're a man who allowed torture but have no problem criticizing the looks of Chelsea Clinton. That you've enabled Karl Rove, George Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, to commit crime after crime against this country.
But don't worry, youre not the only one who owes somebody something.
Rick Santorum owes Casey and Pennsylvania an apology, for equating his win, and their votes, with a win for terrorism.
George W Bush owes the voters an apology, for (among other things) equating their vote, as a vote for Al Qaeda.
Karl Rove, you owe this country an apology for existing.
Dick Cheney you owe this country an apology for 'going full steam ahead' when the country has given you a mandate to change the course.
Virginia, I owe you an apology. I got ahead of myself and uttered a few choice words about your overall intelligence when only 98% of the vote was counted. I'm sorry.
Ned Lamont and Harold Ford, the Democratic party owes you an apology for giving up when the chips where down.
Tammy Duckworth, this country just plain owes you. First for losing two limbs, then for allowing some no name hack to take your rightfully earned House-seat. And while we're at it, The VFW have some explaining to do.
DOJ, you owe us all some arrests. Now that the elections are over and you cannot be accused of playing partisan politics, I expect to see Dolittle, Ben Stevens, Tom Delay, Dennis Hastert, among others, frog marched.
Ethics Committee, after holding out so you can 'type up your report', you owe us an explination of what the Republican House leadership, Karl Rove, etc knew about Mark Foley's pagegate, and when you knew it.
Keith Olbermann, you are owed a Medal of Honor. From your continued special comments in the wake of anthrax threats to your election coverage where you stared Chris Matthews in the eye and reminded him what checks and balances are all about.
Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert thank you for existing.
So this isnt well written, and Im leaving out quite a bit, but I felt the need to say it.
What do you believe is owed and to whom?