I was pretty sure life sucked in the field of manual labor and couldn't get much worse until I saw this. I'm a pretty shitty diarist and writer, but I hope a few of you watch this.
http://video.google.com/...
This is the Army's traing video for dealing with depleted uranium. Did you know we also use it as armor? Did you know we use radioactive substances to illuminate the dials on some of our vehicles?
Watch the video, it's hillarious in an extremely dark way. And I do mean extremely.
I can just imagine a naive soldier trying to quarintine his instruments while his CO yells at him, "They're effing shooting at us! What the ef are you doin?"
I dunno, I might get 1 hit, but that's more than none.