Well, kids. Since the last time we spoke lots of things have been happening.
And most of them have been happening to Mr. Bush and Mr. Cheney or to their scary-mad friends. Or maybe they've been happening to us and Mr. Bush and Mr. Cheney are what grown-ups call "collateral damage"? Or maybe we're the collateral damage?
Oh dear. There are so many boo-boos and it's all so confusing. What were people so vein-popping angry about before Mr. Cheney shot his friend in the face, but after Mr. Bush nominated Harriet Miers? Well, don't get down. Get organized!
Get the Dubyamatic® Disast-o-meter!
Now, you can keep track of all the news and collossal screw-ups. And you can do it better than any of those silly old forgetful newspeople and pundits. With the Dubya-Matic®'s interchangeable Scandal-wheelTM technology, you can add all the new disasters yet to happen. Or maybe add in old stuff that just hasn't been leaked yet. And we know there's plenty more coming, don't we?
Making your Dubya-Matic®! is easy. Simply click on the links below and download the pdfs (they're small). Then, find a grown-up you trust with scissors* to help you print and cut them out. Presto! You'll have a handy dandy guide with easy to understand disasto-terms. Make some for friends. Pass them out at Church. Give one to embarrassed relatives or tongue-tied Mom & Dad. The Dubyamatic®! helps them organize their outrage, and share it with others in 3-D and rapid fire. Suddenly, it makes overwhelming sense why they're overwhelmed and outraged. Suddenly, it's safe to say "I want my votes back!" and "I never trusted those guys in the first place!"
The Dubya-Matic®! When thinking is too hard or too painful, just spinTM
Dubya-Matic®! Cover [264kb]
Dubya-Matic®! Scandal-wheelsTM [396kb]
*trust with scissors: they may think Mr. Bush and Mr. Cheney are doin' a heckuva job, so be careful who you ask to help.
[cross posted at misterleaker.blogspot.com]