Okay, if you were in on our left-coast blog of the opening ceremonies, you'll remember the rules: everything gay, gay, gay, gay is good (fabulous, as a matter of fact.)
We applaud the campy -- hell, since it's the closing ceremony, we'll even settle for cheap sentiment.
My only fear: the clown theme. Which will not only freak out those of you with the phobia, but makes me wonder if a clown theme can ever (or should) be fabulously gay, or campy.
So will the ceremonies be only schlocky and surreal?
If so, I'll be dialing out for Gray's Anatomy and will depend on you guys to fill me.
Ah, they've already promised this will be Fellini-esque, always a good thing, but with touches to inspire "child-like wonder," which sounds goopy to me.
DAMN, foiled again by inexact TV listings for the Olympics -- it appears we're going to get a buildup of more sob-sister stories before they send in the clowns.