I have a suggestion. In your search to become politically relevant again, I suggest you take a good, long, hard, cynical, sarcastic, over-the-top look at the Gridiron Dinner last Saturday. I can't think of a more easy target for laughs than when VSIPs (very self important people) engage in a public show of fools spoofing fools. Tim Russert in a blue dress? Bush joking about Cheney shooting people? Lynne Cheney telling jokes? The mind boggles at the options.
Honestly, you could go all the way with this - after all, you're making fun of some of the dullest politicians and journalists making fun of themselves. I realize this is a skit ensemble better suited to Monty Python, but you'll have to do - if you can.