To all those who have thar slops in a bunch o'er the Nartional Anthem bein' sung in Spanish, I offer this... The National Anthem sung like a pirate.
Aarh! say can yer be seein' by th' dawn`s aarly loight (arr)
What s' proud we ha' hailed 'pon th' twilight's larst a'gleamin',
Wharse brad stroipes 'n' bri'e starrs, t'rough yon parlous a-brawlin'
O'er the ramp'rts we squinter'd, wa' sae gallantly a'streamin' (arr)
And yon rocket's bloody-rad glarrin', the bombs a'barstin' in aar
Ga' warran' through th' narght, that our'n jolly roger be still thar (aar)
Aarh! say do yon star-spangled pennan' e'er wave
O'er th' land o' th' free an' th' homeport o' th' brave?
(Ya horn swollgin' lily-livered scurvy swabbie!) (aar!)
Point of course being that loving America doesn't come in a box marked white, english speaking , convservative idiots. As a real American, I don't give a flying fig how you express your love for our nation. Sing out!
And to those idiot who insist that everyone who lives here must love, love, love America, and then yell, "but you're not doing it right!" you can bite my poxy, horn-swaggling arse. Ya lubbers.