The following is an exercise in
hyperbole. Don't take it literally.
The People need to think outside of the (established) Democrat cat litter box because they are politicians and, so, part of the problem.
Presidential qualifications:
* Must NOT want the job
That is right, if you want this job, you are not qualified. We'll call you.
* Erudite, successful, worldly
You have written a respected paper on the meaning of life(or something better).
* Humble
You know you don't know so you surround yourself with those that do.
* Tough
But you don't have to show your BLEEP to prove you have balls.
* Transcendent
You are a self-actualizing human being and able to transcend selfish motivations.
* Presidential
When you talk, people listen. Even republicans.
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Apolitical
If you have been in politics, ran for class president, or have any Bush ancestry at all you are not qualified.
If you want a life in politics then buy an island and start your own nation, Chief.
Politics is the means and not the end.