You know you've done it. It's your dirty little secret... and mine. Against your better judgment. Swallowing to keep back that little bit of vomit. You've actually gone and clicked one of those "VOTE NOW!" pseudo-survey advertisements on the Drudge Report.
Imagine my shock and utter... amusement... at discovering that our own Markos Moulitsas Zuniga is a candidate for "Worst Person for America"! As bad as Michael Moore, Hillary Clinton and Paris Hilton! Worse than Al Sharpton, John Kerry and the Dixie Chicks (none of whom made the list).
Go below the fold for the whole juicy list...
Hey, looks like the guest list for a hell of a rocking party. Except Paris, of course, now that she's sworn off the sex...
Congratulations, Markos. You have arrived, and we all are feared. As One Pissed Off liberal reminds us, "First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you win."
[UPDATE: For those who asked, here is the [DELETED LINK TO SURVEY, BECAUSE IT IS IRREPARABLY BROKEN]. Clicking on the link and entering your email address may: A) Make Drudge $.00015; B) Make Human Events Online feel special; C) get you lots of really... um... interesting email.]
[UPDATE 2: Sorry, I can't link to the survey itself -- it seems to be a unique link generated when you click on Drudge's website.]