After having nothing to do for the last few years, former Attorney Genral John Ashcroft has released a new album, a piece of art that his band mate William Shatner has called, "just... pure...unadulterated...genius!"
Ashcroft is going on a tour of Motel 6's across the country to promote his new album
Voices From The Trash, a collection of songs sung by John Aschroft, William Shatner and William Hung. Though the album has recieved no praise, former Attorney General Ashcroft has labeled critics as "terrorist sympathizers" and "Godless unpatriotic fools". Ashcroft, who was preaching on street corners for the past few years, is excited about his newest work, saying, "I have to give this album a code red because I was scared that it was too good." You can buy the album on the White House's official website next week.
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