... and he doesn't even have any legs.
On Leslie Blitzer's SNAFU Room just a moment ago, Gonzales sat with one ankle crossed behind the other, and dipped and ducked and shucked and jived and didn't answer a single question. And then Max Cleland said, "I don't agree with a damn thing the Attorney General said. It's al-Qaeda, stupid."
Even my wife said that Abu looked like a wussy. He made Blitzer look as macho as The Rock in comparison.
This man couldn't even say if his own mother and father were documented when they came to the United States (in a prior interview. Not that it matters, but the obvious prevarication is just continuous.)
I believe he would be bussing tables in a diner if he had never met *. And for the good of the country, I wish that's where he was.