A lot of bloggers think Al Gore would make a great candidate. They think Al Gore can win in 2008.
Fucking pessimists! They make me want to puke! Ptoooey!
If Al Gore runs, here's what will happen.
- March 23, 2007 at 10:00 am: Gore declares he's running.
- 10:10 am: Other Democratic candidates quit. Rather than face Gore in the primary. Except Kucinich.
- 10:30 am: Mitt, John and Rudy hold a joint press conference. All three start weeping.
- 12:30 pm: Mitt moves to a country with the sorts of freedoms he and the GOP stand for. Haiti.
- 8:00 pm: Rudy gets a job singing in a bar. As a woman.
- March 24, 2007 8:00 pm: McCain Who?
- March 25, 2007 Karl Rove declares martial law just to avoid the election. And because he's like that.
- January 20, 2009 Gore becomes President anyway using his superior intellect and charm.
However, we need to think bigger. Much bigger.
Al Gore is the most modest man ever to be born in Washington, DC. Also, 9 out of 10 climate researchers are now certain: Al Gore is the most charismastic person on the planet. Scientists have also determined that Al Gore is superhuman. He sees the future. He has X-rays eyes. His arms contain laser beam that can shoot down asteroids.
So the real question (that the MSM is afraid to ask): Is Al Gore GOD? Click that link if you dare.
Doesn't it give you chills? I'm not sure who owns it. This holy man?
Either way, the real question (that the MSM is afraid to ask) stands.