Now you can really find out how you stand with Hillary.
Yeah, it’s kinda like knowing your Myers-Briggs.
I’m an ONCP – Obnoxious, Neurotic, Compulsive, Perverted.
The quiz is easy.
Just answer each question then tally up your score.
I. Why is Hillary Clinton running for president?
- Because she is part of a vast left-wing conspiracy to rule the world.
- Because she is after the power like everybody else.
- Because she can.
- Because she wants to make a few changes in the system.
- Because she wants to create a new and better America.
II. What are Hillary Clinton’s chances of winning the Democratic nomination?
- 0%
- 25%
- 50%
- 75%
- 100%
III. If Hillary Clinton is the Democratic nominee:
- I’ll vote Republican or Green.
- I’ll sit out the election.
- I don’t know.
- I’ll hold my nose, but vote for her
- I’ll work like crazy to get her elected.
IV. The reason Hillary Clinton takes the position she does on Iraq is:
- Because she is an unreconstructed war-hawk in the Lieberman mold.
- Because she wants to appear tough, not girly.
- Because she wants to play both sides of the field.
- Because she knows that a strong defense posture is necessary to elect a Dem.
- Because she has a clear understanding of violence and terrorism in the world.
V. Hillary Clinton’s health insurance plan is:
- Yet another attempt to saddle us with socialized medicine.
- A poor imitation of other candidates’ proposals.
- Basically the same as other candidates’ proposals.
- A bit more politically feasible than other candidates’ proposals.
- The best insurance plan from someone who knows the subject.
VI. Hillary Clinton’s campaign has raised considerable funds because:
- She is for sale to the highest bidder.
- She has the inside track on corporate donations.
- She is the frontrunner.
- Most Democrats see her as the safest bet.
- She inspires people with her vision.
VII. What happens if Hillary Clinton stumbles in Iowa?
- It’s all over, baby.
- Her poll lead will evaporate.
- She will still have a moderate, but smaller, lead.
- She will still sail into the nomination.
- She ISN’T going to stumble in Iowa.
VIII. What role will Bill Clinton have in an HRC administration?
- Bill will be assigned to file Lorena Bobbitt articles.
- Hillary’s ego will keep Bill in the background.
- Hillary will use Bill to get elected and to deflect criticism.
- Bill will give the HRC administration international clout.
- The combo will be the greatest administration in American history.
IX. Why is Hillary Clinton so unpopular on Daily Kos?
- Unpopular? She should be glad she polls 3% of Kossacks.
- Actions have consequences. Her politics are not progressive.
- Other more progressive candidates are available.
- It’s O.K. They’ll come around to HRC in the end.
- Kos intentionally hides all the pro-Hillary diaries.
X. Hillary Clinton is:
- The Devil in drag.
- The Devil’s handmaiden.
- Just another ambitious politician.
- Better than Liddy Dole.
- The next Joan of Arc.