This diary is short and sweet. I need the help of the Dkos community to come up with some great Halloween costume ides that are topical and left-leaning. My neighborhood is filled of Bushies, or at least uber-conservatives, and I need something to dress up as so when they bring their kids to our house for candy, the conversation goes something like this:
Them: "Happy Halloween! Great costume... what are you?"
Me: "Isn't it obvious? I'm [insert your great costume idea here]."
Them: (Nervous laugther) "Ah. Um.... well... Have a good night."
Me: "Good luck with your failed policies and small mind!"
So... any ideas?