We've gone from fighting the swift boaters to biting the tip floaters. From political discussions to belittling distractions. From paper trails at the polls to paper trails at molehills (that we've turned into mountains o'er meals at soda fountains.)
We've gone from the tip jar to the tip war. From the the pie fights to the burger fights. From the keylime to the ridiculous.
We've gone from demanding impeachment to demanding re-payment. From quoting The Onion to liver and onions. LIHOP and MIHOP to IHOP.
From filibuster to billing bluster. From DINOs to diners. From mr. 20% to 20%.
And where is all of this to'ing and from'ing getting us?
Nowhere, of course.