It's just unconscionable. It's almost like they've been working for this moment for all of their lives- to bring down Barack Obama.
They both saw it 45 years ago during their separate "First Blood" ceremony when they were looking at the goat entrails. Nevermind that Bill and Hill didn't even know each other back then. They shared a psychic bond.
The guts said that a child would be born in the Land of the Flyover who would be black as night and light as day who would bring a woman to her knees. (Bill misunderstood the small intestine. There is a certain art to this that he hadn't quite mastered).
They worked fiendishly to put Bill in the White House. Spells were cast, invectives were hurled. Success was followed by failure. They were forced to learn how to govern well in order to project an air of intelligent glamour. And they got better over time. Bill learned to suppress his darker nature with an air or sunny optimism. It took a lot of virgins to pull it off, I'm telling you.
But throughout their rise to the top, they never forgot the prophecy. They got it wrong at first, or at least Bill did.
Then Barack Obama ran for senator of Illinois and it all made sense. Since then, they have used everything their brand of occult prescribes to destroy him, including suggesting that he is just getting his feet wet when it comes to understanding how the federal government operates.
It's just unnatural, I tell ya'!
Because the incomparable Mr. Obama has brought a woman to her knees. Most men during election season get to slam each other for all it's worth. Mr. Edwards was allowed to associate Hillary with every awful thing that ever crawled out of Lake Michigan. There was no corporation she was off limits to, no war she was unwilling to start, no lie she would be unwilling to tell.
She brushed it off because, well, it's not like she hadn't heard it all *before. And besides, her brand of paganism would never permit such things. For Hillary, she takes the offerings for Mammon but she's really an Athena kinda girl (except for the virginity thing. You have to draw the line somewhere.)
But it wasn't until the peerless Mr. Obama began his meteoric rise that she understood what it means to get on your knees. She is simply not allowed to stand next to them and get as mean as they are. You would think that her shorter stature would qualify her for a waiver.
This is not true.
You can be any color you like. But we draw the line at the missing penis. She thought for awhile that the Y chromosome she stole from Wellesley might be enough. It wasn't. Apparently, there is some ritual where they all go to the bathroom and see who can pee higher on the wall. But Hillary was unable to master this trick so she was forced to compete on her knees.
Personally, I think she's cheating. I think she is periodically standing tall and delivering a nose jab or two. The rules have been violated. Ack, she's writing new rules!
And now the Des Moines Register has given her the nod. She's smart and knows loads about how the federal government works and in a scary time, knowledge and insight is sorely needed, even if it was accomplished by occult methods.
But Mr. Obama will scream that she is not playing fair.
Damn the woman who will not stay on her knees.
Update: The threadjackers and skeptical may find the work of Dr. Eric Nestler to be of particular interest. I heard him speak in 2001-2002 about the time he published his first paper in Nature.