This is entirely sincere. I just saw the report that James Cameron, the director of Titanic, has documentary evidence of the Christ family tomb. Da Baby Jeebus had a wife and a child.
MSNBC will be covering the press conference sometime this morning. I repeat this is not a joke.
This will not go well with the fundies at all. This either undercuts the entire Biblical account of the life of Christ, or this is the best public fraud since the Hitler diary.
That's my best estimation.
All I'm saying is turn on your television. Tune in MSNBC. Sometime this morning, James Cameron is holding a press conference in which he will present his documentary evidence of the discovery of the Tomb of Jesus Christ.
Can you say schism? Sure you can.
Don't even think of troll rating my tip jar. THIS IS THE TOMB OF JESUS CHRIST. Archanagels will get medieval on you, for real. This is much bigger than Anna Nicole. Even bigger than O.J. Watch it. You'll thank me for hipping you.
I would like to use this diary to be a repository of comments of those who watched this explosive press conference. There is a poll.
Let the fireworks begin.