Any reasonable Congress-person who will hear it.
With all due respect.
A bunch of fucking little league baseball players playing in the Superbowl. This is all you've got? Censure?? You guys are NOT UP TO THE TASK. We need to draft some real players. One's that will put their padding on and play the fucking game instead of running out into the field waiting for the ball to come to them. It's the wrong game you stupid assholes.
Update: Yeah, it reads a little wacked out. But I was very tired when I started, and very angry as I wrote this. I never thought I would say this, but I feel like I'm losing faith in my Party. For some reason I thought my party would be more direct. Instead I feel like it's full of a bunch of wishy washy flippity floppity wet handshakers. WTF. I don't like the fact that I am beginning to understand the "Democrats are weak" meme, and it's taking root.
WTF happened to Ross Perot?
Hey Harry. Any Doofus can go in the ring and get pumped up, in a good way or bad, for a couple of minutes in a fair matchup. But real courage is required to step forward and begin to do exactly the right thing, the ideal thing, in spite of all odds, and the world telling you it can't happen, where the percieved consequences can alter everything for everyone.
That is what the Continental Congress did. That is what George Washington did.
Our Founding Fathers made exactly the right choices. They did the ideal thing. Their work was crafted precisely the way it needed to be. And it was all done in times of greater trouble. You guys are shoddy and sloppy. I'm not sure you understand your purpose. Have you not noticed, the public is not impressed with going for comprimises. I don't think Madison, Jefferson, Adams, Washington, et. al. would be either. I called each of them up. You've got about a 20% approval rating.
They did not comprimise.
No one is really fighting for us now. No. No. You're not. You see, the ref is down, you're getting sucker punches, kidney punches, body blows. And you still think it's a gentleman's fight. But even the other corner is throwing salt at you, and the guy on the bell has been paid off. Most of the audience doesn't know all this yet. You're now on your back, and everything is a blur, and you don't quite know what to do. That's not fighting. And the advice from your corner is just to hold on until the end of the round. Someone really needs to do something.
Most of the people in the audience are civil, by far.
I think I know what is stopping you. Search your feelings. You're scared. You still can't believe it is happening to you, can you? You just wanted to go to Congress and pass some nice legislation. Why does is this happening to you? Maybe if you close your eyes and wait it'll all go away.
I'm sick and fucking tired of being on the team of pussies. Democrats really are the party of Mommy. And Daddy has been beating the shit out of her, but she still loooooves her man.
And personally I'm tired of being nice.
[Bleep bleep bleep!!]. You took a goddamned oath to the Consti-[bleeping]-tution of this government. Not to keeping your ideals of civilitity in government or your super-ambitious agenda to stop the war and create utopia. YOUR FIRST FIELTY IS TO DEFEND THE CONSTITUTION, YOU ARROGANT BASTARDS. DO YOUR FUCKING JOBS!!! THE CONSTITTUION HAS VERY LITERALLY BEEN ATTACKED AND YOU'RE WORRIED THAT OUR PEOPLE CAN'T HANDLE THE THUNDER AND SMELL of the one weapon that the founding fathers, the once flesh and blood breathing authors of that oath you took, gave to the peoples house to protect it from an enemy from within?
What a bunch of fucking pussies!!
What the hell do you think our children will learn? That Democrats, the Party of the Founders of our Government, didn't have the courage to uphold the constitition? Are the members we have elected that insecure that they cannot take the rightful place in this current thread of history and lay down their political lives - while soldiers sacrifice their whole lives and citizens are forced to lay down their freedom - in the same demeanor of the earliest Party members to defend and affirm what is right LOUDLY SCREAMING IT FROM THE TOP OF THE CAPITAL DOME WITH JUSTICE!!??? That scream of justice should be recorded in history. It should be recorded that you were willing to sacrifice everything for that document. You swore an oath.
You swore an oath.
History will record you as weak. You all say this is a time unlike any other, but you choose to stand back and do your "special positive thinking" "peace unto all" "they will learn from my example" methods to defend a document accustomed to being defended by blood, passionate slavery to ideals, not comprimises, and sacrifice in treasure and reputation for the championship of its ideal expression.
George Bush and the Republicans are writing all the history now. The action the Democrats took against him will be just a footnote in the history books.
What did that oath mean? The constitution is already damaged. It's meaning has been confused, twisted, and therefor altered, alienated... until you set it right.
What we out here see is that you are all afraid of what you may lose, and what you can get out of it is confusing you for what you think you should want and do.
Define the transgressions with a cut from the sword given to you. Not with a pen.
Your sacrifice is not sufficient. What history may record about the near future after you've let the dust clear in your refusal to fight is that we may find others who actually go the last measure in everything they have other than life. Fearlessly for the ideal cause. Especially in the cause of those who do give that very last measure.
Congressional ratings so low may suggest there is no "you're safe" zone anymore. There is a great deal of power behind impeachment. Without even being a widely impregnated meme 50% of the people are there already. How many more are pregnant and don't know it yet. All you have to do is tap into it and it'll fuel your wildest dreams.
"Crashing the gate." Get it? Not "someone buy my wares today" but "March of the Valkaries". Don't be worried. We've got your back. And we're not exactly wielding just hoes and pitchforks here. You're the one's who are scared. Not us.
President Pelosi. It sounds good to me. I bet that is the real fear for her too. Get a Therapist. Or confindence coach. You should have no problem in Cali finding an excellent one (try Santa Cruz).
Get your goddamn swords out and defend our Party's Honor.