I've been kicking around the idea for this song parody for a few weeks, and thought I had until Super Tuesday to finish it. But with Rudy in a free-fall, I decided to finish it up last night.
Rudy Tuesday (Sung to the tune of "Ruby Tuesday", by the Rolling Stones)
Rudy sang a song to get your vote
Nine-eleven was its only note
He thought his future bright
But then, without a fight
A quick descent
He came and went
Goodbye, Rudy Tuesday
Whose head hangs in shame for you?
More deranged with every new day
No one's gonna miss you
History, he said, did hesitate
Only long enough to be his fate
Rudy waved his fists
But like his Hampton trysts
He was exposed
The matter's closed
Goodbye, Rudy Tuesday
Whose head hangs in shame for you?
More deranged with every new day
No one's gonna miss you
Rudy just can't fail, I heard him say
But at the polls his dreams did slip away
Wrapped up in the flag
He couldn't see
He still was dressed in drag
A dense gasbag
Goodbye, Rudy Tuesday
Whose head hangs in shame for you?
More deranged with every new day
No one's gonna miss you