So the latest rumor according to the Enquirer is that John Edwards has some kind of love child. But you know what? Who cares? It’s not like I would ever have voted for a guy who spends $400 on a haircut. Obviously he's off my list if he ever runs again at some point.
I need a president I can relate to. Someone I could drink a beer with, or enter my wife into a pickle sucking contest with.
Not some pansy who spends hundreds of dollars for something he could've gotten for $20.
But seriously, how could I relate to an arugala eating elitist like Obama?
No, no presidents of the Harvard Law Review for me, too "intellectual". Smart Americans wanta REAL man, someone who got to where he is through hard work and determination.
A man like George Bush.
A man like John McCain.
With that in mind, the McCain campaign has started creating t-shirts, banners and bumper-stickers with the following slogan:
John McCain: A Guy You Could Crash A Plane With