They're all melting down. 911-Rudy, RoboMitt, the Huckster, Sleepy Fred, Straight-Lyin' John. Their campaigns are all imploding.
But it is not by accident - It's a scam.
Nobody is going to win the Republican nomination.
Notice how when the Huckster started moving to the front, he started saying crazy things about rewriting the Constitution in God's image?
Rudy was in front until it 'surprisingly' came out that he put his mistress on the taxpayer's tab.
Mitt wins a primary and then immediately goes balistic on reporters.
Fred surged until everybody realized he was really sleepwalking instead of running.
Ron Paul was even gaining traction until his racist past blew up in his face.
John McCain is surging now (after blowing the early lead), but Rush and the evangelicals are saying they'll rip the party apart if he wins. He'll do something stupid to blow his campaign again.
How is it that of all these experienced politicians, not one is running a decent campaign? It is all a scam because they know none of them has a real chance this year. They're all stalking horses for the only guy who might be able to pull off a win and save the current criminal crowd from jail.
When it becomes clear the Republicans are hopelessly split, the wonderful, middle-of-the-road, moderate Mayor Bloomberg will ride in on his white horse and reluctancly take up the mantle of both the Republicans and Unity08.
Lou Dobbs, David Broder and the whole phony 'middle way' crowd will cheer. Lou might even run as VP. Bloomberg will squeak out a win, and then complete the looting of the nation by the rich, white men.
If this really happens - you saw it here first!