My fellow Kossacks, I think I may have stumbled onto the solution of the worldwide economic crisis that besets us. When I heard about this story, the solution sprang into mind miraculously. I cannot claim responsibility: it is obviously the result of divine inspiration.
Let's jump!
Here's the video that inspired my plan: it's really short, so watch it and then scroll down to find out what my brilliant plan is:
Okay, are you ready to hear my idea? Then scroll down . . .
Okay, I have thirteen words for you:
"On pay-per-view: Ultimate cage fighting Putin versus Bush - The cage match!"
Do you have any idea how much we could charge for this event? Can you even begin to imagine the world-wide demand for this product? Not just the event itself, but DVDs that will allow you to view your favorite parts over and over again. And merchandising! You like merchandising? I got merchandising for ya!
The commerative Vladmir Putin martial arts costume. The commemorative George W. Bush blood mop. The possibilities are endless, my friends.
Sure, Putin has an edge: he's a champion Judo master. But Bush rides his mountain bike a lot, and probably has decent stamina. He'd run around the caged ring for several minutes before Putin caught him . . .
We could split the proceeds with our Russian friends, pay off the bad mortgage debts, pay off the national debt, and still have some left over for a really nice party to celebrate the end of the Republican Party.
What do you say my fellow Kossacks? Is this not the most brilliant bail out plan you have heard so far?