Republicans are commies!!!
When it comes to Republicans....frequently, you must look at charges that they make, and then assume that in fact that in reality it's the opposite ( "I'm fiscally conservative! lol"..."they don't support the troops!"..."He's running a racist campaign!", etc...).
Which brings me to the Republican stance that they are "against communism". I contend that, in fact, they are closet communists working for the gradual, clandestine overthrow of our open, capitalist system!
Take, for instance, these no-holds-barred, deregulatory economic views that they hold. Back in the twenties those policies led to the Great Depression and finally the New Deal, the largest state intervention up until that time.
Now, since the Reagan Revolution, Wall Street has collapsed once again...leading to a huge nationalization of banks and whatever. Reagan is Che, and Bush is Castro on a massive scale!
DO you understand what this means? Republicans have been the cause of the two closest swings towards socialism in America's history. Have Democrats ever fucked stuff up this bad?
Republicans are working to turn America into a communist state under the guise of capitalism. Think of them as Lenin when he implemented the NEP...a measure of capitalism in order to shift towards THE RED MENACE
Now, the second indicator that Republicans are terrible communists...STALINIST TERROR
Anyone notice the sudden influx of Orwellian speak about people being "Anti-American" and "Pro-American"? Everyone knows about this Michelle Bachmann (turner overdrive rocked!) character on Hardball, but tons of other GOP faithful have been using the same language, including the Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin. This is very Stalin-esque...you must be LOYAL TO THE REGIME!