November 5th 2008. Washington D.C. (AP) - It appears that the 2008 elections to elect the 44th President of the United States of America has been convincingly stolen. The real expected results have been turned on its head. Both Campaigns are aghast at the unexpected turnout of events. The party at the losing end is considering suing the voter group engaged in egregious voter fraud resulting in the stealing of this election.
Voter Fraud has been rampant in this election more so than in the previous five years of elections. While the previous five years have resulted in over 120 cases of voter fraud, with 83 convictions, this election has seen about 70 million cases of voter fraud. What is amazing that the 70 million fraudulent voters have voted for the same candidate, Barack Obama.
The John McCain campaign today accused Barack Obama and his campaign of supporting the stealing of elections by urging this 70 million group to vote, and even organizing a massive ground game effort to get them out to vote. Apparently, in contrast with the 63 million real votes polled by John McCain. Apparently, the 70 million votes were made by people who are not pro-America in nature which invalidates their right to vote.
The McCain campaign also called on Barack Obama to condemn the voting Fraud by this group, and repudiate their votes, by making a concession speech no later than today afternoon 2 PM Central time. Further, McCain has also asked for Obama not to be present at the inauguration ceremony since outrage among the fraud voter group may lead to violence, and their insisting that Obama be made President
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Sidenote : This will be Associated Press's last newswire ever. All newspapers and even Google have refused to publish our content, owing to escalating stench issued caused at their offices by each newswire. All employees at Associated Press will be re-employed at Right Wing Talking Point blog websites whose previous bloggers have died from alcohol-induced diseases including cirrhosis owing to last night's Fraud issue (Refer News Article above).