Since I'm a future teacher, I figure I could get some practice in.
Because it's come to my attention that we have a big problem here at Daily Kos. I've been going through some of the diaries, and you people are just not cutting it.
I mean, didn't you read the FAQ?
It says right in there: at least 500 words, typed, double spaced. Come on, people! Daily Kos is The Big Time! You're wasting all of our time (since we're all forced to be here and all) putting out silly little diaries!
We also require research. I need all sources documented, MLA style, and I will be checking for plagiarism. Political Blogs are, after all, serious business. You! Over there! Stop talking to your friends! There will be NO fun at Daily Kos! Don't make me come over there with a ruler!
I mean, didn't you read the FAQ?
Oh, and this is a race. If you submit a paper that is on the same subject as one of your classmates, even if it's only 7 seconds later, you will fail the course, fail in life, and probably raise lousy children.
I mean, didn't you read the FAQ?
Come on people! Shape up!
And there will be a test. It's in the FAQ.