If too many people show up to vote, we lose. Then the Radical Muslin Sleepercell will take over America. That's why we need you to send the following message to every librul, Obama-lover and homo sexual you know. Especially think of people in big cities.
U.S. Dept. of Voting and Crime
1400 PA. Av., Washington D.C. 90210
OFFICIAL NOTICE TO ANYONE
VOTING FOR PRESIDENT
The FBI and cops will be staking out all voting places on election day. If you show up there, they will check a computer. They will see if you owe any woman money or owe a parking ticket or are being foreclosed.
They may have let you slide on child support before, but not at the voting place. If ACORN filed out your form, a judge said you can't vote, so don't try.
Then you can be arrested and not be able to vote anyway.
All this checking will make the lines 4 hours long and make you late for work and you will be fired and noboby can git a new job now.
For college kids, if you vote at college and not where your parents live, you won't get no more govment loans.
This is your only warning.
Agent Freddie Bob Moran
FBI
P.S. - If wear any political clothes, you will be thrown out of the voting place. They will even be checking for Obama underwear.