I love the smell of McCain's victory in the morning...it smells like cat shit.
It's called the "Kitty Caucus." It's a promotion run by the Capital Area Humane Society and a local radio station in Columbus, OH. The ballot boxes are litter boxes.
The presidential preferences of the animal shelter's feline residents are being determined by their "votes" dropped into a red box for Republican John McCain and a blue one for Democrat Barack Obama.
Not satisfied with citing the Nickelodeon Poll as proof that Obama's in trouble, National Review Online's Jim Geraghty will no doubt be pointing to these results, as well. Nothing says Republican Victory like heaping piles of shit.
Check out the polling place:
As one who loves animals, I admit this is a good idea to raise awareness, and get folks to adopt some sweet cats and rabbits, ans such. No doubt Bob Barker would approve.
But is this not a pungent metaphor? I wish I had more to say.