Nepal just declared a living goddess. I think we have one! Read on.
"Hindu and Buddhist priests chanted sacred hymns and cascaded grains of rice over a 3-year-old girl..."
Priest Muthee chanted "Lord make a way" and placed his hands on the Gov.
...The 3-year-old received approval from the priests with deep ties to Nepal's monarchy, which was abolished in May.
Sarah Palin received approval from Jerry falwell, Pat Robertson, and James Dobson, with deep ties to the Bush administration, which will be abolished in November.
A panel of judges selected the goddess from several 2- to 4-year-old girls who are all members of the impoverished Shakya goldsmith caste.
A panel of Karl Rove confidants conducted a search of the "Joe-six-pack" crowd to select Sarah.
The judges read the candidates' horoscopes and checked each one for physical imperfections. The living goddess must have perfect hair, eyes, teeth and skin with no scars, and should not be afraid of the dark.
She was the runner-up for Miss Alaska. And you betcha! She is not afraid of the dark!
As a final test, the living goddess must spend a night alone in a room among the heads of ritually slaughtered goats and buffaloes without showing fear.
Even better! She can surround herself with heads of angry Moose and Bears!
Having passed all the tests, the child will stay in almost complete isolation at the temple, and will be allowed to return to her family only at the onset of menstruation
Sarah has been placed in complete isolation from the media, and will answer questions by the main stream media only after the election.
During her time as a goddess, she will always wear her hair in topknots....
Wow. Now I understand the beehive hair!
Critics say the tradition violates both international and Nepalese laws
Yes. That's us and the MSM!
Nepalese folklore holds that men who marry a former kumari will die young
Oops! Senator McCain!
here is the link to the Nepal story