I really had to do some soul searching before my hand was forced by the reality of the matter to pen this.
How do I know he stole it?
Obama couldn't have won Ohio, Pennsylvania, California, New York, New Jersey and Massachusetts. Those are the states Senator Clinton won in the primary and she often reminded us that she won the BIG states and Senator Obama did not. Therefor, he couldn't have won these states without manipulating the vote. I smell an ACORN...
Obama couldn't possibly have won Iowa. It is a fact that in the privacy of the polling booth, a hologram of some fellow named Bradley appears to white people asking them to vote for, well, other white people.
Obama couldn't possibly have won Indiana, Virginia and North Carolina. Hard-working Americans, nay, WHITE Americans supported a different Senator who was no longer on the ballot for the presidential race. Election fraud is the only explanation.
Obama couldn't possibly have won Florida. There are a lot of Jews in Florida. And after all, with a middlename like Hussein, a history of sympathy towards the Palestinians, and a more-than-friendly relationship with the reprehensible Khalid Rashidi, this guy is a shoe-in for a closet neo-muslim-socio-nazi aiming for the destruction of the state of Israel.
Obama couldn't possibly have won Colorado. Not with their increasingly large Hispanic population. We all know that the Latinos don't like the Blacks. He rigged that sh*t.
Obama couldn't possibly have won Michigan. For one, he lost the Black male vote when he told them to be more responsible towards their children. Then he lost the Arab and Muslim vote after his speech to AIPAC, declaring his undying support for the State of Israel, our one true ally. Add to that he never really wanted Michigan to count for anything, which he made very clear in the primary.
Obama couldn't possibly have won Wisconsin, Ohio and Pennsylvania. After all, this is the same arugula-eatin', Prius-drivin', Latte-sippin' elitist who said that good folks cling to God and Guns. He also bowled 37 on national television. So, no, he couldn't have won there either.
Do the math ('cause I won't), but I'll venture a guess that with all these states that Obama had no way of winning, he must have gathered no more than 42 electoral votes. Show me a president-elect with 42 electoral votes, and I'll show you a thief (and a planet earth with no dolphins).
And now that we have us a black president; cool, calm and collected as he is, I want me an asteroid, destination earth, impact in 76 days.