GOOD BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From the great State of Maryland, we give you the friendly American finger and send you back to the planet of Corporatestan.
In other news...
"President Obama has ordered an all out offensive against Republicanstan, the capital of Corporatestan. Further proving that his coattails will help in this all out offensive, down ballot candidates are in the process of benefitting from President Obama's insurmountable powers. We now return to your regularly scheduled programming."
Ladies and Gents, tonight is a great night for progressives Democrats. I can't even describe how much joy I am filled with tonight, watching the results of the Donna Edwards win. I live across the street from the 4th and could not vote for her! But alas, my neighbors pulled through.